Dads are complex creatures. While some may spout endless embarrassing jokes, clad in their light blue, high waisted jeans and baseball caps, others are self-proclaimed workaholics, barely taking time off to eat, let alone drink. While it’s impossible to place every dad into a stereotypical box, what a dad drinks says a lot about his parenting personality—for better or worse.
Here’s what kind of dad you are based on your favorite drink.
If You Drink Craft Beer/Scotch, You're an Overprotective Dad
We know, you want “only the best” for your kids—kind of like how you want only the best when it comes to your drinks, whether you’re sipping a triple IPA or a glass of Lagavulin neat. But sometimes your fine tastes get the best of you and make you lose perspective. Go on, live a little. A Bud Light—or later curfew—once in awhile won’t hurt.
If You Drink Tequila and Mezcal, You’re a Dad’s Dad
Does the taste of tequila and mezcal remind you of the good ol’ days? Do you laugh at all of your own jokes? Yeah, we thought so. Don’t worry; your bad dad jokes get more endearing every year—but your kids will probably never stop cringing. Thankfully, you’re always able to have a good laugh with your other dad friends—and the jokes just keep getting goofier as the Margaritas and tequila shots keep coming at your neighborhood Chili’s.