17 Funny Shirts That Every Vodka Lover Needs

Everyone turns into a comedian after a few rounds of vodka shots. But if your unappreciative friends roll their eyes at every “brilliant” pun you make, let your T-shirt do the talking instead. There are plenty of tees that tell jokes about different spirits, but if you want to show the world that vodka has the best sense of humor, opt for one of these hilarious shirts that feature the spirit front and center.

“I would date you but you are not vodka” ($20)

“Roses are red, violets are blue...” ($22)

“The only thing a girl should ever chase is vodka” ($22)

“I didn’t text you. Vodka did” ($20)

“This vodka tastes a lot like I’m not going to work tomorrow” ($15)

“Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your night” ($10)

“I love vegetables...” ($20)

“You say potato. I say vodka” ($25)

“Just a shotful of vodka helps the party go down” ($22)

“I’m full of holiday spirit. It’s called vodka” ($16)

“Why is my vodka hand empty?” ($22)

“Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot” ($16)

“1 vodka. 2 vodka. 3 vodka…” ($25)

“Vodka. It’s a math joke.” ($19)

“Save water. Drink vodka” ($15)

“I just want to have abs…” ($20)

“I make vodka disappear...” ($26)