30. Nevada - 1% chance
So you probably wouldn't have guessed anyone would have been bitten by a Siberian tiger in Nevada either, right? Look how that turned out.
29. Minnesota - 1% chance
According to Fargo, there are at least two loan sharks in Minnesota. Does this translate to real sharks? I don't know. But I wouldn't take my chances.
28. Missouri - 1% chance
I heard a story about someone falling into a shark tank and getting eaten alive in the St. Louis aquarium. But, the guy who told me was at least seven beers deep. Also, it was just me talking to myself. In my kitchen. Man, spring break was awesome.
27. Michigan - 2% chance
Call me crazy, but I just feel like there are sharks up there.
26. Ohio - 2% chance
Steven Spielberg, director of Jaws, was born in Cincinnati. Also that lake in Cleveland is pretty much radioactive. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Sharks. A whole barrel of 'em.
25. Oklahoma - 2% chance
Because you must take the rarely seen, but highly feared, Sharknado into consideration.
24. Colorado - 3% chance
If you get stoned enough to see a shark, will a shark actually appear? My answer: yes, yes it will.
23. Pennsylvania - 5% chance
Despite being landlocked, there is actually one recorded case of someone getting bitten by a shark in the state of PA. Yes, seriously this time.