Take a sip:
Whenever someone asks you if you’re skipping work to watch this game (and you will definitely be skipping work to watch, since games happen between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m. in the United States).
Every time an announcer mentions that the United States failed to qualify.
Every time the only sound you can hear is the crowd chanting in unison.
Every time someone lays on the ground looking injured.
Every time that person gets up and seems totally fine.
Every 30 seconds during extra time.