Who: Yep, the Roseanne from the aptly-named television show, Roseanne.
Party: Peace & Freedom Party
Why: Aside from the fact that she willingly touched Tom Arnold’s penis? She’s actually run for President before which, as you may have noticed, didn’t go too well. Plus, she once threatened to behead Wall Street bankers. Plus, come on...it’s Roseanne.
Should you vote for her? No, ain't nobody got time for that.