The flip-side of the quilt's comfort and reassuring warmth is its tendency to make you look like a thumb-sucking wuss. Get your fluffy bed-buddy with a dash of metal from Quiltsrÿche
Simply put, Quiltsÿrche patchwork quilts are what your grandmother would lovingly craft to keep you toasty -- if your grandmother once pleasured Lemmy from Motörhead. Though still 100%-cotton cozy, these made-to-orders are adorned with signs of the beast, goat parts, pentagrams, and other soothing harbingers of the rock-pocalypse. Then there's this quilt-making innovation: send in your old Metallica, Ozzy, and Ratt tees, and they'll be painstakingly integrated into the tapestry; augment w/ silk-screened skull and voilá! Exit light, enter night/dreams of bunnies.
The piece-by-piece construction takes 3-to-5 months, so order now to get your Beelze-bed cover in time for winter. At that point you can revert to your scared-of-the-dark ways, keeping both hands at the ready -- as you now have too much metal for one thumb.