As a wide-eyed youth, you counted on daily tear-off-hilarity from Ziggy to brighten your morning; but now, you need something with more razzle-dazzle. Busting through your jaded malaise, Daily Drag Queen Affirmations.
Just launched by a former Queen and his movie reviewer/editor partners, DDQA delivers the most effective kind of shot in the arm -- effusive praise from mascara'd men. Subscribe, and each day you'll receive a link to a fresh video of a fabulous She-man, who'll lavish you with pick-me-ups ranging from the comfortingly straightforward ("You're friendly, outgoing, and swell") to the deliciously esoteric ("You are a giant nacho"). Because the medium is the message, the cast of characters is riotously varied, from buxom glamour queens to bouncy Pipi Longstockings to the Xena-esque "Love Warrior", who despite her sultry vamping probably has a bigger love warrior than you do.