Based on a photo spread/essay on musician Joe Ely's homeless-sign collection (who knew?), this 27-image slideshow runs the hopeless-to-hilarious gamut, from "Need 38Â¢ for chicken wing" to "Homeless my ass! I just want to get high!" -- basically a summation of your needs, except you express that message with your face.
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