Food & Drink

Revenge of the well-dressed nerds

Held underneath AMPM's constellation of disco balls, this invite-only bash has invented a bizarrely chesty premise: upon entry, you're handed goofy, tape-reinforced glasses, which you're expected to rock as you attempt to run game on 10 uniformed members of the Lingerie Football League's Dallas Desire. Bring a fat friend to the football/nerd-fest, and you two can be DD Louis and Gilbert Brown.