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The crappiest gift of all

From an El Paso family that's been pushing out "hand-sculpted" baked faux-droppings for artists, museums, commercials & Hollywood (Marley & Me!) for nearly 20 years, this poop may be had in the form of convincing regular deposits, gilded nuggets, or useful sculptures like a heart and a business card holder, for the man whose name is Mud.