Cleaning up Big Pharma

A Houston pharmacology student uses Petri dishes to cast these hypo-allergenic, coconut/aloe/honey/olive oil-based soaps that mimic bacteria as seen through a microscope, from staph/E. coli/black Salmonella to Morganella morganii, "commonly found in the normal flora of your gut" (so every time you hurl, you're "saying it with flowers"?).