Man's torn between two powerful impulses: ball out like there's no tomorrow, and save enough to where he'll be able to afford Luby's every single night, with pie. Satisfy both urges, with My Private Driver's "Guys Night Out" packages.
Just launched by a Farmers Branch company that started as Dallas' first personal-driver operation, GNO offers groups of up to 10 people discount-laden, all-over-town excursions centered around transport in a beyond-blacked out Mercedes Luxury Liner exec limo rocking a stocked-up wet bar, leather seats, fiber-optic lights, and thumping A/V stereo with iPod input, so you can repeatedly blare your own personal anthem, "Ain't No Party Like a J-Kidd Party". They've got deals already worked out with various vaunted eateries (Bolsa, Tillman's Roadhouse, Glass Cactus...), entertainment centers (Arlington's upscale boozy bowling alley Splitsville), nightclubs (Plush, Wish, Aura), and clubs where you can actually pay women directly to pay attention to you (the Lodge, The Men's Club). If you've got your own destinations in mind, they'll work out the gravy for you, which could involve everything from sweet preset dinner menus, to free drinks, to reserved tables, to waived covers/bottle service fees, with savings sometimes adding up to 30% -- making this the Mervyn's of flossy big-swingingness.
Because the right amount of driving is no amount of driving, packages include pickup/dropoff at every participant's front door, so your biggest travel risk will be from the car door to the place you ball out every single day: the bathroom.