You can't not watch

Making its Texas theatrical debut, this award-winning reality flick pits a quintet of Gary Coleman-led little people against a gaggle of inebriated sports-team mascots as they vie for $10,000,000 in a 30-contest challenge featuring everything from pugil-stick battles to a milk-chugging competition. At one point, Coleman apparently gets naked, while cameo-ing Scottie Pippen gets mauled by a pack of angry lil' ones in what he says was a Punk'd-like prank at his expense (good thing those midgets weren't chairs).