The most gangster name for a tray, ever

With his locally infamous Skull Spoons about to hit a national style mag, local artist Pinky Diablo's introducing his latest vintage-silverware mangling project: antique serving trays stamped with perverse suggested usages such as "Used Condoms", "Place Severed Fingertips Here", and "Life Is Like a Bowl of Grubworms" (you never Joe Rogan what you're gonna get?).