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Golly (Bee) Gee

Touring Texas for the first time, this scarily accomplished, fearlessly glittery metal-disco act shreds through hits like "More Than a Woman", "Stayin' Alive", and "How Deep is Your Love", along the way sneaking in Scorpions chords and Spinal Tap-ian poems about "humble but evil" pagans -- "pagan" being anyone who doesn't believe in the one true Gibb.