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Everybody loves putting their own stamp on otherwise unremarkable products, from 5th graders slapping stickers on their Trapper Keepers, to 30-something dudes airbrushing wizards on their vans before heading out to compliment 5th graders on their Trapper Keepers. Making cowboy clothing his own, the guy behind ZZZThreadz

From a Lubbock-born punk rocker who bought an embroidery machine and taught himself how to stitch because that's what punk rockers do, ZZZ affixes the lower shoulders of pearl-snapped Western shirts with wickedly subversive designs, from roses bearing expletive-laden banners ("DAMN HELL F**K SH*T") to inebriated armadillos, which might explain why Texas State sucked so bad until Scott Bakula and Sinbad came along. Some prime offenders:


Keep Your Head in the Game Without ever bothering to raise his glove, an infielder catches a line drive to the face, causing his head to explode. If this were an old Law and Order episode, Jerry Orbach would say "I guess we can chalk this up to a fatal error. By Prince Fielder.


Unicorn Vs. Fairy Like a horrifying version of the aforementioned Trapper Keeper stickers, this unicorn ("Rad the Impaler"?) has jammed his horn straight through a tiny winged fairy, suggesting he skipped her dust in favor of an angel's


Dia De Los Doin' It Because everybody's got skulls, ZZZ goes above-and-beyond with a pair of festive skeletons going at it in the style of dogs. Now that's how you bone

Of course, nothing makes a statement quite like genitalia, hence ZZZ's most flagrant dress-code violation, Power Penis/Super Vagina, which features winged lady-business on one shoulder, and a winged wang on the other -- clearly, somebody messed with the wrong Ram Van wizard.