With their just-released EP New Future, German prog gods Total Ghost are set to redefine sex, drugs, rock & roll, and the prevailing wisdom on smoking. Because they might actually be two guys from Denver, we sat down with them to find out just how Total they were:
Why don't you guys introduce yourselves?
Biktor: I am Biktor.
Chön: I am Chön.
How do you spell that?
Chön: That's a very bad question to be asking first. My name is common.
You're originally from "Europe". Do you live in Denver now?
Chön: Oh no. When we bored, we just throw dart at map. We threw and we hit city. City was Fort Collins. We did not like the name of that, so we chose what the next biggest dot and it was Denver.
Have you spent an evening in Denver yet?
Chön: One time we spent an evening there and Biktor met two ladies of the night and he went into back alley and I did not see him for three days. He comes back with a glowing tan and it was beautiful. Wait, did you say Denmark or Denver?