There are tons of transport options for your night out, but almost none can accommodate multiple strippers and 30 karaoke-belting friends...and the few that do agree are definitely gonna jack up the fare, and refuse to put on KISS 95.7. Giving you all that and more: Pimped Out Bus of Denver.
The newest rage-machine from the guy behind the "karaoke cab", the just-now-cruising POBD is a totally...pimped out, rentable school bus, whose captain's hooking up the party for around 40% less than similar operations, and is eschewing the industry-standard mandatory tip -- kind of a bad move, as him being the captain means he wouldn't have to share. The former children-schlepper's been completely gutted, then hand-sanded, and given a stained wood floor along with alligator/pleather wrap-around couches, a 700-song (and counting) karaoke machine, a slick system with 15" sub-woofers and Boston speakers, and a 55" HDTV with a PS3, meaning Heavy Rain can keep you entertained even if it's causing you to fishtail. Rentals are for a minimum of four hours, and though booze/food aren't included, there's a cooler to store anything you bring; or, he'll happily swing by a liquor store and add whatever you want to the tab -- though if you notice an extra $1.75, check the dude's pockets for impulse booze bon bons.
The Bus is now fully operational, but they're still waiting to install the piece de resistance: a mounted stripper pole -- though you know asking her for KISS is totally gonna jack up the fare.