Smokers don't like to light up solo, a truism proved empirically by the continued existence of Guster's ticket sales. Smoke socially without giving those charlatans one more dime, with Seshroulette.
A ChatRoulette-inspired meeting place for users across the country promising "penis-free seshes with randos", Sesh's dual-windowed interface allows you and an anonymous smoking "partner" to get virtually toasted together, while new prospectives can be weeded (!) out by age/gender via a "Magic Stoner-Finder", as opposed to a "Magic-Stoner Finder", which could just be accomplished by tracking Blockbuster's rentals of Labyrinth. Some participants:
- A good-looking blonde discussing the finer points of blunting ("it gets you high from the weed, but you also get the light feeling of tobacconess in your brain"), smoking out of her bong named Billa (get it?!), and complaining about the Fruity Pebbles edible cookie -- perhaps she was sold by their catchy theme rap: "My name's Barney Rubble and I'm here to say...uh, you gonna eat that?".
- A northern Tennessee toker short on real weed and smoking synthetic cannabis K2 (apparently easily purchased at his area gas station), which he claims produces a "real heavy" high, also where you go for ninth grade if you live in Houston.
- Two students at a nameless Colorado college (in "the ghetto of the mountains") showing off their fancy, multi-chambered bowl while discussing everything from the cottonmouth implications of munching cashews to the Breckenridge Hat Company's supply of stash-pocketed, animal-themed caps, even headier than normal skunk.
For the truly communally minded, Sesh's got a function for allowing multi-chats at one time, and has a frequently updated Tumblr full of stoner-oriented YouTube vids and pics, which oughtta be more than enough distraction to help get those Demons out of your head.
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