South Florida is one of the great gay havens in America.

Within an hour of landing at the airport in Miami, you’re going to see something supremely fucked up.

Eating grasshoppers seems like one of those things your mom threatened you with when you complained about broccoli.

Miami, the oft-dubbed “Capital of Latin America,” could’ve turned out to be just another very-deep-South city in Florida.

Describing the frita as “a hamburger” would be a little like describing Pitbull as “some Cuban guy.”

People come to Miami to get laid.

Billy Corben loves Miami.

Even if you're from Miami, the city will strike you as a foreign place.

When people come to Miami, they think of two things: the beach and LIV.

Look at you, taking your talents to South Beach.

A wise man once described Miami as "palm trees, blue skies, ganstas and goons / where parties don't stop till the next afternoon."

Miami can be a dangerous place to drink.