The Bad Decision Bar: you've been there before, holding a hot dog you found in the bathroom in one hand, and trying to button up your pants with the other... err, wait... these aren't my pants! There're plenty of these places in Atlanta, but we've found the 11 baddest so-called "Bad Decision Bars", where you're guaranteed to do something you'll instantly regret/secretly be proud of.
These are Atlanta's 11 best Bad Decision Bars
The Clermont Lounge
You really should get Blondie to sign the PBR can she crushes for you with her boobs before you make like Mumford & Sons and get booted from Atlanta's oldest -- and strangest -- strip club.
Little Five Points
The new owner made a good decision when he bought this boozer stuffed into a former bank last summer, mostly because everyone you know (and every Atlanta band you've ever heard of) flocks here to make the opposite of good decisions, which start with standing on that primitive metal grating at the men’s room urinal.
This throwback honky-tonk's got enough neon to make your eyes bleed fluorescent orange, and a parking lot filled with tractor-trailers which you really, really don't want to wake up in. But probably will.
They won’t let you forget that Zac Brown got started here. But a shton of cheap drinks, and an equal shton of college girls there to drink them, probably will.
Elliott Street Deli & Pub
Surprisingly, crowding into this tiny eight-seat "deli" isn't a bad decision, but eating too many of their unspeakably badass glazed ham/ BBQ turkey/ roast beef Ultimate sandwiches totally is.
It's after last call, and you're sprawled on a wonderfully comfortable couch in an old house in Cabbagetown... Dude, seriously, it's time to get up and go home.
This dive's got $3.75 pitchers of beer, serves some sweet bar eats, has $3.75 pitchers of beer, let's you bring in pizza from next door, and slings $3.75 PITCHERS OF BEER!
Just 'cause this former grocery-/ gas station-turned bar plays live Blues every night doesn't mean you should start crying about how your girl's doing questionable things on the dance floor after five or nine of their inexpensive drinks.
This bar's answer to the above question is yes. Definitely yes.
Because where else can you go sing "Gangnam Style" at 4a and then get delicious ramen?
Little Five Points
Burritos the size and weight of gold bricks soak up all the booze you’ve had so far... but probably not all the additional booze they're serving with 'em!
1. Dixie Tavern2319 Windy Hill Rd SE, Marietta
2. Clermont Lounge789 Ponce de Leon Ave NE, Atlanta
3. Star Community Bar437 Moreland Ave NE, Atlanta
4. Southern Comfort Bar & Lounge1383 Cedar Grove Rd, Conley
5. Elliott Street Deli & Pub51 Elliott St. SW, Atlanta
6. 97 Estoria727 Wylie St SE, Atlanta
7. Mr. C's1983 Howell Mill Rd NW, Atlanta
8. Northside Tavern1058 Howell Mill Rd NW, Atlanta
9. Johnny's Hideaway3771 Roswell Rd, Atlanta
10. Hangbok Happy Karaoke5425 Buford Hwy NE, Atlanta
11. Elmyr Restaurant & Cantina1091 Euclid Ave NE, Atlanta
Serving up tasty bar eats like buffalo shrimp and fried pickles, Dixie Tavern boasts a slew of rotating local bands in their Marietta digs.
Virginia Highland's Clermont Lounge is oh-so many things: a dive bar, a live music venue, a frequent karaoke spot, and, perhaps most notably, Atlanta’s oldest strip club. What more could you ask for?
Star Community Bar hosts local stand-up comedians, music acts, and more out of their Little Five Points joint.
Live music and cheap drinks are the order of the day at this self-described honky tonk boozer in Conley.
This eight-seater bar is also known for their mouth-watering sammies. Stop in for a bite and catch one of the many live shows at night.
At this dinky, dive-y bar on a quiet residential corner in Cabbagetown, the quirky, pop-culture-fueled events like movie nights, DJ sets, spelling bees, and costume contests draw an even quirkier crowd, just like the cheap bar bites like tender brisket tacos, reuben sandwiches, and turkey burgers. The dark lighting and minimal table space doesn't make for an ideal dining setting, but you'll scarf them down with your draft quick before the fun stuff starts anyway.
They call themselves the best dive bar in Atlanta, and with uber-cheap pitchers of beer, who can argue?
Since 1972, Northside's been plying the ATL with jazz and booze. Stop by their brick- and neon-adorned digs for nightly performances and drink specials.
Disco balls and DJs spinning the tunes of old Blue Eyes himself ensure Johnny's Hideaway will take you back in time and straight to an Old Fashioned a la Don Draper.
Where do shouting '80s power ballads and downing shots of sake meet? Yes. Here. Alcohol, karaoke, and Korean bar bites will ensure you make absolutely no bad decisions at this South Atlanta boozer. None whatsoever.