If you get nostalgic for the vintage Atari games at Kung Fu Saloon, just remember that they play their music too loud and pour their drinks too strong for your mature tastes. Plus, you don’t want to be in there when it gets packed in like sardines with people who weren’t even alive when the first Game Boy was released.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody takes way too many cheap shots and ends the night cradling a porcelain pillow. Actually, that sounds awful. The one upside to being old enough for a mortgage and like, three kids (because trust us, that’s how you’ll be seen by Cheers patrons), is that you don’t have to do that dance anymore. Just go home, man.
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