Oktoberfest is the biggest festival in the entire friggin' world (sorry Fun Fun Fun Fest, but you do have better-looking women!). And although it's too late for a trip to Munich, here's a list of the best German goodness you can get right here in Austin. Oh, and there are nein of them. NEIN.
Best Oktoberfestivities AND Biggest Beers: Banger's
Banger's liter beers are the largest in town, and, to wash them down, the Rainey St spot is hosting a ton of festivities, including food specials, horse shows, keg tosses, and a lederhosen contest. Also, tweet out this story to win a $25 gift certificate!
Best Old-School Biergarten: The Draught House
Heading up the old guard of the Austin beer scene, the Draught House has 45yrs of pint-pouring under its belt and even dishes out free brats on Saturdays.
Best New-School Beer Garden: Austin Beer Garden Brewery
Two brewing honchos from Uncle Billy's just opened this South Austin watering hole whose outdoor steez is supplied via charmingly low-key furnishings like lawn chairs and copper spindles.
Best Ex-Pat Eating: Verts Kebap
Turkish immigrants popularized this spitted meat-filled sandwich in Berlin in the '70s, and it's taken Austin by storm, with seven locations opened in the last two years and pitas so generously portioned no one could accuse them of being teeny ke-boppers.
Best German Pool Hall: Austin Saengerrunde Hall
The top-secret German singing club headquarters behind Scholtz Garden boasts Texas's oldest operating bowling alley and is also a known hangout for some of Austin's most prominent beardos.
Best Brew-Powered Transportation: Pubcrawler
Touring Austin's best beer spots has never been easier than with the rent-able Pubcrawler, a pedal-powered, 16-person vehicle outfitted with kegs that you can legally consume on the road between bars.
Best Pretzel: Easy Tiger
The Dirty 6th favorite earns the honors of best pretzel, thanks largely in part to their beer cheese, which we could eat by the pint-full.
The Brattiest: Goldis Sausage Company
Newcomer Goldis Sausage Co. wins this award for innovative fare, like their mac & cheese link, which is delicious enough to save even the most dudely of sausage parties.
The Best Fake German Food Trailer: Schnitz and Giggles
Best German Grub: Scholz Garten
In addition to bar food and BBQ, the iconic campus-area spot also boasts three types of schnitzel, including the frat favorite, Jagerschnitzel.
Banger's Sausage House and Beer Garden not only provides over a 100 beers on tap, but it's also home to one of the district's largest biergartens. Enjoy live music and all the sausage that you can eat.
Scholz Garten is not only a kitschy pregame location for BBQ and beer -- it’s the oldest operating business in Texas. It was founded in 1866 by Civil War veteran and German immigrant, August Scholz, and originally catered only to thirsty Bavarians and Prussians looking for a taste of home and served traditional German food and beer, both of which can still be found here today. Order the giant Bavarian pretzel, the bratwurst, and potato salad, and wash it down with an ice-cold draft “bier” (our favorite is the Spaten Optimator).
The Draught House has 45yrs of pint-pouring under its belt and even dishes out free brats on Saturdays.
Goldis is an artisan sausage slinger boasting a regularly rotating menu of Sweetish Hill-bunned links ranging from the eponymous Goldis (beef, pork, chunky garlic, mustard seed, carroway) to sweet varieties like the Blueberry Mint Maple (pork, balsamic vinegar, jerk spice) and experiments like a smoky mac 'n cheese sausage, which, if anything, proves they're dedicated to their Kraft.
Started up by a young German engineer who enrolled in the McCombs School just to get the visa that allowed him to start this biz, Verts has simultaneously opened two campus-area locations (one in Dobie, the other in the former Slices and Ices spot), both dedicated to the rotating roast popularized in 1970s Berlin by Turkish immigrants, whose avoidance of pork meant David Bowie could still keep the title "The Other White Meat".
A bakery by day and beer (garden) by night, (also open during the day), Easy Tiger's bake shop features artisanal breads, pretzels, and housemade meats. A combination not often explored, the downstairs barroom allows you retire from your morning coffee and croissant to a night of exploring over 30 local craft brews under a canopy of lights in the outdoor beer garden.