"I was out on 6th St last night and didn't run into a single mind-blowingly horrible person", said nobody ever. Whether you're in the eastern zone of asymmetrical haircuts and vintage Ts, the historic district where college girls go to fall down, or the western front of general button-down douchebaggery, there's plenty of people that are awesomely terrible. Here are the ten worst people on 6th Street, kindly broken down geographically. EASTSIDE 1. The guy who plays Radiohead's The Bends on the Shangri-La jukebox "Fake Plastic Trees" is a great song to listen to, except when you're not at home crying to yourself about being the loneliest kid in the 9th grade. 2. The khaki-shorted dude who walks into East Side Showroom and orders a Miller Lite Hey their Mr. Tan Pants, of course not everyone is into cocktail recipes sourced from a secret journal kept by Don the Beachcomber unearthed by a vest-wearing, mustachio'd cocktail-hunting equivalent of Nic Cage from National Treasure, but there's no reason to go to the circus if you hate elephants. 3. People who still want to talk about gentrification That happened like three years ago. 4. Anyone who calls in a noise complaint No really. Just stop. DIRTY 6TH 5. People who take pedicabs Seriously? There's no excuse for paying another human $10 to bike you five blocks. None. Except if you get a flat tire during SXSW. But other than that... 6. That doorman who is really excited to let you know about their $3 You-Call-Its Has this ever worked? On anyone? Ever? 7. The guy who left a flyer in your windshield for an EDM show Has this ever worked? On anyone? Ever? 8. Cops on horses who don't scoop their poop APD has a rep for doing some crappy things, and this is one of them. WEST 6TH 9. Mash-up DJs Studies have shown that mash-ups excite both sides of the brain -- the right visual cortex side is stimulated with memories of where you were when they first heard "Bitter Sweet Symphony", and the left side is satisfied by the logical way in which "Bitter Sweet Symphony" just ruined a perfectly good Jay Z verse. For every girl who gets on the dance floor, there are 10 people who want to smash the DJ's MacBook. 10. Guys who buy girls drinks You're making the rest of us look bad.