You wish you were in Vegas right now, and you could probably afford an actual trip if you weren’t blowing your money on completely unnecessary bottle service in Austin. Johnny Manziel on a swan float is your spirit animal.
You cannot quote literally any Shakespeare. Proudly.
Red River District
You’re perpetually on your way to a show/just leaving a show/sprinting -- or doing something resembling sprinting, given the fact that you just smoked six cigarettes -- to grab a strong, cheap drink between sets of a show. You’ve talked a lot recently about how all the best venues are being shut down by evil condo developers. You’ve talked a lot about it within the last five minutes, actually.