Say what you will about the annual office party, that sucker does have an open bar (more often than not). Same goes for your cousin’s wedding that’s gonna burn up one of your premium July weekends. And an open bar is a magical thing. Maybe not hey-really-looking forward-to-trading-that-weekend-at-the-beach-for-a-trip-to-Chad’s-wedding-in-Akron magical, but pretty damn close. It’s enough to get you hyped, for sure, but there are a few things to keep in mind when contemplating the glorious prospect of several hours of free booze, starting with the people pouring and mixing all that complimentary hooch..
This Bubble Tea Is Set on Fire