5 Smooth Upgrades to Your Home Hosting Game
The best hosts, like the best athletes, chefs, and chainsaw jugglers, make it look easy. They glide around, just handling things, while you watch and think, Man, that person has a gift. I could never do that. But don’t get blinded by the light of their hosting brilliance! Because while you’re right that they do have a gift, that gift is composed of multiple smaller skills—skills that you can learn. Which means, hey, you could do that, you could host like a champ. To get you started, here are a few easy upgrades to iron out some of the wrinkles in your game. Incorporate them into your repertoire, as baby steps on the path to making hosting look easy.
Create a laminated one-sheet of handy info for your guests
Post it in a logical, easy-to-read location and include information such as:
- Your home WiFi network and password.
- Your home/cell phone number.
- Your address, city, state, zip.
- Local car services/ cab companies.
- Local eateries that deliver.
- Local parking quirks/ inside info.
- Any irregularities re your facilities/pets/setup that guests should know (eg “gotta jiggle that handle”; “watch dangling digits, the cat will pounce” etc etc).
Always use a jigger when making cocktails
Jiggers come in multiple shapes, styles, and sizes. Get one and use it religiously when building drinks for your guests. It’ll ensure both a proper balance to your cocktails, and more importantly, that no one gets overserved—which is never a smooth move. Add one of these cocktail apps to your phone—or one of these books to your home bar—for handy access to endless great recipes.
Always use fresh juice in your cocktails
Get a manual juicer (citrus press); it’s a small investment that’ll make a big impact on your home bartending game. Your drinks will taste better, have better balance, more nutrients, and no added sugar or preservatives. Here’s another pro-tip: Any drink with juice in it should be shaken to fully incorporate the fresh juice, while all others are best stirred. That’s right: James Bond was wrong about his Martinis.
Level up your garnishes with a zester
Spend eight bucks on one that comes with both a channel knife (for perfect lemon twist garnishes) and a zester. Another small investment with a big payoff when it comes to cocktail quality.
With just the right piece of clever bar gear, or a handful of insightful tips, you can smoothly level up your home hosting skills. It also helps to have a selection of spirits to satisfy all tastes. For the newbie whiskey explorer in your crew, try stocking Crown Royal Vanilla, a smoother-than-smooth spirit that’s delicious straight, on the rocks, or in a cocktail.
Stock up, stock up and … stock up
You don’t want to get caught short at your own party, so make sure you have plenty of the following on hand:
- Food for your guests: Drinking on an empty stomach is the opposite of smooth.
- A wide selection of beverages, including non-alcoholic options. Smoothly anticipate the needs of ALL your guests.
- Napkins. Pretty sure you can’t have too many.
- A supply of disposable hand towels for the bathroom.
- Plenty of soft soap and TP for the bathroom
- Extra liners for your wastebaskets. They’ll catch overflow, and will spare you having to hunt and install a new bag when you empty the trash. Another pro-tip: you can convert a laundry hamper into an extra wastebasket as needed. Just line it with a trash bag.
Bonus Upgrade: The Smooth Wrap
One of the hardest hosting moves to pull off with style is the shut down. How do you let your friends know the party’s over? Some tried-and-true ideas:
- Turn the music down, and the lights up.
- Shift from serving cocktails to water, seltzer etc.
- Make a simple announcement like, “Hey, this was a great time and I hate to cut it short, but I’m beat. Let’s do it again soon.”