Despite your penchant for saketinis and lattice-crusted finger foods, sometimes you just want to pull up a barstool next to Crazy Fred and settle into your neighborhood hole-in-the-wall for some honest drinking and hard-knocks wisdom about how dragons are born. Fortunately, we live in a town with no shortage of either dive bars, or crazy dudes named Fred. But which ones are worth the sawdust on the floor? Here are five of the Hub's most classic bars (sadly, minus TC's. We miss you, TC's.) best at serving booze and regret:
Boston's 5 best dive bars
Sullivan's Tap is a Bruins bar with plenty to offer. Boasting the "Longest Bar In Boston," Sully's is stacked with pool tables, pop-a-shot hoops, and arcade games to keep you entertained well after the game.
A quintessential Boston dive, The Tam delivers heavy-handed pours that are perfect for beginning, ending, or completely forgetting your night out on the town. $3 'Gansett cans and the complete lack of a men's room door complete the vibe.
Croke Park/Whitey's Pub is an unassuming and unmarked bar in South Boston. This Irish dive serves up dirt-cheap draughts and a notoriously friendly local clientele.
Cantab Lounge is a Central Square dive with a country vibe. If the Tuesday bluegrass isn't your scene, come back on Wednesday for the Underground Poetry Slam.