No matter how many stupid coworkers you’ve offended at your annual holiday party or how many tapped-out gift cards you’ve re-gifted to your borrring family, rest assured that booze is always there for you during the holidays. Yes, even on December 25th, as long as you stop in at one of these 18 Chicago bars that are open on Christmas Day.
Andersonville Open from 7pm to 2am on Christmas Day, Hopleaf has so many beers to offer that it’s entirely possible one of them tastes EXACTLY like Christmas. However, the kitchen is closed, so maybe stash some turkey in your pants' pockets.
Bucktown Open from 9am to 3pm, AMK is hosting an ugly-sweater brunch complete with holiday décor, bottomless cranberry mimosas ($20), and a seasonal menu featuring Christmas dishes. No word on whether those crazy Doritos nachos count as “seasonal.”
Bucktown According to a slightly confused bartender, Quenchers is open from “around 4pm” to 2am on Christmas, and you can give yourself the gift of eating an entire tater-tot pizza in one sitting. Santa won’t judge.
Bucktown Lottie’s does not mess around on Christmas. Open from 6pm to 2am, Lottie’s offers holiday-rock jams, giveaways, a coat-and-toy drive, Rumplemintz hot chocolate ($5), and live reindeer. Actually, we lied about the reindeer. No reindeer.
Lincoln Park According to science, Christmas cheer is indistinguishable from the burning sensation you feel after downing a shot of good whiskey. Luckily, Delilah’s has more than 400 varieties to choose from, and is open from 4pm to 2am. Order up $3 Labatt Blue cans and $3 Maker's Mark shots.
Logan Square The best thing about Longman & Eagle is that even if you attempt to sample many, many of the whiskeys it stocks, you can always drag yourself upstairs to a hotel room and call it a night. And it’s open 9am to 2am, so you may have to.
North Center O’Donovan’s kind of looks like Christmas year-round, so maybe on actual Christmas you’ll stumble into an inter-dimensional portal or something. Also: open from 6pm to 2am, and offering a full menu with a few chef specials.
River West If you call Richard’s you’ll hear one of those dial-up modem noises on the line, which shouldn’t surprise anyone who has been to Richard’s. But several of our, ahem, “interesting” friends have stated that Richard’s is “definitely open” on Christmas.