"Do I need to call 911?"
Wood (address and info)
“You always get those typical ones, ‘Did you fall from the sky?’ Or the occasional corny/creative one like, ‘I don’t know why your name isn’t on that bottle because you’re the finest reserve.’ But a couple years ago I had someone come up to the bar with a cup of melted ice and said, ‘Hey, we have an issue here? You need to step away from the bar?’ Thinking there was something wrong, I immediately thought I needed to call 911. Then they told me, ‘You’re melting all the ice.’ Yikes.”
You can’t catfish a catfish (or can you?)
Zachary Ryan Lindner
Bar 63 (address and info)
“The creepiest or most bizarre time I got hit on was when I was working a Saturday morning, and these two guys were in. Super chill. We were watching Catfish and just talking about if we got catfished.
"One of the guys left me his number saying, ‘You don't know which one left you this number so now YOU are being catfished.’”