It may not seem like Logan Square is trying to look cool, but trust us, she is. Her sleeves are deliberately rolled up to show off a fresh forearm tat, and her jeans are wayyy more expensive than you’d guess. She asks everyone at the bar where they live, just so she can mention that she’s “in Logan,” though she’s been there for fewer than two years. Drink of choice: Malört.
Old Town is trying to keep it classy, but under that perfectly ironed dress shirt, he’s itching to get the party started. His coworkers think he’s just mild-mannered Tom, but his friends know that “Hurricane Tom” is ready to unleash a Category 4 dance storm at any moment. Drink of choice: rum and Coke.
Pilsen has the craziest stories: there's the summertime block parties blasting house music. Drinking beers on a warehouse rooftop. Arts walk after-parties. She’s even invited you to visit, knowing full well that you never will. Still nice of her. Drink of choice: Lagunitas IPA.