Jacques from The Simpsons said brunch is “not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end”. Clearly, Jacques wasn’t talking about December 7th and 8th's Auchen-Bruncheon, which 1) skips the cantaloupe and gets straight to the only triple distilled single malt, Auchentoshan, and 2) is absolutely free if you win a ticket. Enter for a chance at a seat at this three-pronged feast, and you could get: 1. The Sip: Of course a mixologist will be whipping you up bespoke cocktails – this isn’t a Mother’s Day mimosa brunch. 2. The Bite: This is the part where you ravage the three-course meal and get some face time with the house chef. 3. The Show: Might be burlesque, might be a jazz band, you’ll just have to wait and see. So please sign up for your shot, because there’s no better time to learn the correct pronunciation (say it: Aw-khen-tosh-an) then while you’re sipping it.