As if Indianapolis wasn't already kind enough in giving the Bears Tim Jennings, the Hoosier State's recently exported Brewstone Beer Company: a sleek, 115-seat River North sports bar with flatscreen-equipped booths providing the entertainment as you dig into burgers, steaks or any of the 32 beers on tap. Those tapped offerings include Delirium Tremens, Fuller's London Porter, and Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, enough of which will have you rambling like Andy Rooney. May he rest in peace. For apps there’s the seared ahi with sesame seeds, ponzu sauce, and wasabi mousse, served over a bed of napa cabbage, also common in Watership Down erotica. Steaks include a bacon-wrapped filet mignon in a bleu cheese cream sauce, and this royal ribeye: a 12oz Angus cut that comes with George Brett memorabilia Crown Royal sauce. This ice cream- & fudge-topped brownie sundae is ideal if you want to end things sweet and fat, also qualities of many Indianapolis residents.