Need something to pair with all that smooth, creamy, beer-y, bacony goodness? Presenting the Smokin' Hubcaps. More than just an awesomely crass name for an irreputable strip club, it's a BBQ brisket sandwich topped with cheddar, onion straws, and coleslaw. Oh, and it uses donuts for bread. According to one taster who apparently hadn't defiled himself quite enough, "the onion straws and the coleslaw counteract the sweetness of the donut, and it all goes perfectly with the brisket. This is great."
So, in summary, Texas Motor Speedway is here to make sure you move really, really slowly for the foreseeable future.