Even if your imagined self is dancing way better than you actually are, no one is stopping you from having a good time. However, it gets awkward when you are bustin’ a move next to a fresh-faced, recent high school grad and all of a sudden you feel like laws are being broken. Get yourself to a place that cards at the door.
If you want people to immediately stop taking you seriously at 30, start off stories with, "So last night at Brother’s Bar..." Every night boasts a drink special that seems more dangerous than the previous night. 2-1 wells on Tuesday, $3 doubles on Wednesday, and ladies drink for free on Thursday -- because nothing bad has ever happened when you give people unlimited alcohol.