Trip to the Vet
"I saw this one used, amazingly, to much success by a regular at Avanti, and I always found it hilarious:
Skinny Dude: 'Hey ladies, how are you?'
Two women: 'Um, good, how are you?'
Skinny Dude: 'Thanks for asking, but not that good. I've been at the vet all day.'
Now the women are not just curious, but also concerned. 'Oh no, why?'
'My pythons are sick.'
Skinny Dude repeats, 'My pythons are siiiiiccckk!' as he flexes his skinny biceps and looks at them adoringly.
If you have the personality to turn it into a conversation, like he did every time, it’s a great icebreaker."
—Jason Snopkoski, Avanti, Denver, CO