Montrose is a couple, and they’re both fighting over the jukebox. One’s downing whiskey straight-up and trying to play ZZ Top, and the other’s downing fancy experimental bourbon and keying up The Weeknd. Neither is driving home tonight.
Garden Oaks and Oak Forest are casually sipping Hopadillos in the corner and arguing over whether they liked Karbach better before or after the makeover.
Pearland is buying buckets and wondering why Garden Oaks would pay so much for a drink.
Midtown pregamed too hard and is being carried to the bathroom by their slightly more responsible friends Heights and Montrose.
River Oaks just Uber-Selected out of there after watching Midtown puke in the corner. They have a charity event to attend anyway.
Rice/West U has a sick game of flip cup going in the corner. They’re not 21 yet, so they brought their own “herbal” refreshments.