St. Patrick’s Day is just a wee bit away. Even if you’re not a redhead with the last name O’Sullivan, chances are you’ll be celebrating like you are one. But you don’t have to do so at a faux-Irish pub filled with dudes wearing fake beards and Green Man suits. You can do it at an authentic Irish pub filled with dudes wearing fake beards and Green Man suits. Like one of these 10 fine Irish boozers in Houston.
With handsome leather furnishings from the Old Capital Club of the original Rice Hotel, this duo of Irish-owned and -operated bars is a throwback to nicer pubs in Dublin. Do they have corned beef Reubens the size of Texas in Dublin? Whatever. Hit the quaint McElroy’s for dart tourneys, pints of Guinness, and a totally chill outdoor beer garden; or head to downtown’s Shay McElroy’s to cozy up with whiskey in a private “snug” and sip draughts at the rich, intricate, 19th-century bar shipped straight from the motherland itself.
50% live music venue, 50% Irish pub, 150% guaranteed good time... we’re pretty sure that math is right. Hit the Mucky Duck to quench your thirst with the best pour in Houston (it has a Guinness trophy to prove it) while you take down Welsh rarebit, Irish beef stew, and fried gulf shrimp tacos -- which, admittedly, aren’t Irish at all. But this is Houston. What did you expect?
Perfect pours and Chicago-style thin crust bar pies are the name of the game at this real-deal pub, which has been serving loyal patrons all of the above since 1983. The stellar Irish whiskey runs the gamut, from Bushmills Black Bush to Tullamore Dew 10 Years Old single malt. You may need a swig or two to keep up with the St. Paddy’s Day crowd. The all-day Irish rager will host live rock, bagpipers, step dancers, and traditional eats like corned beef and Guinness bread.
You may not think a pub across from a Whole Foods will give you any kind of legitimate Irish experience. But you’d be wrong, fella. This one’s owned by a dude from Dublin, who named the bar after his father’s '70s era Dublin public house. As such, you’ll find one of the creamiest pours of Guinness, plus proper Irish bar snacks, a roster of the finest Irish whiskey, and a steady European crowd amping up the night’s shenanigans.
Dark, dingy, and narrow, this Downtown watering hole is everything an Irish pub should be. The crowd is super-welcoming -- even more so after a few pints. But perhaps the coolest part is that it’s rumored to be haunted by a lady ghost who chills in the bathroom. The building dates back to 1890, so it’s not entirely outside the realm of reality, right? RIGHT?
If Dublin and Houston had a baby, it’d be this ramshackle neighborhood bar & patio that’s equal parts local and Irish. It may not be pretty, but with traditional Celtic music, a friendly pack of regulars, and things like crawfish boils, trivia night, and an all-out St. Paddy’s Day bash, it never fails to deliver a pretty good time.
Open since 1965, this Boston/Ireland/Houston hybrid hosts one of the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parties in town. It also has its own damn army. Cleverly named GRIFF’S ARMY, the crew meets at the dive to get the party started before taking a party bus to major events, from Rockets and Astros games to the Texas Renaissance Festival and Mardi Gras. If that much dedication to the pregame isn’t Irish, we don’t know what is.
What’s better than an Irish pub whose building materials are straight-up shipped over from a century-old pub in Ireland? An Irish pub whose materials are straight-up shipped over from a century-old pub in Ireland that you can bring Branduff McGrady and Addergoole to. Sick dog names, by the way. While the bistro side of things may not be the most authentically Irish (there’s mozzy sticks and “Irish nachos”), you can still get a perfect pour of the black stuff that will transport you right over to the Emerald Isle.
Transport yourself back to the 1930s, when Irish-born heavyweight boxer Jack Doyle crossed the Atlantic to make a name for himself as a Hollywood actor. This classy spot brings a charming old-world vibe to the traditional Irish pub through sophisticated decor, an all-Irish management team, and a solid lineup of tinctures, from Irish whiskey and Scotch to craft beers by the bottle and tap. Because if there’s one thing all good Irishmen know, it’s good booze.
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Brooke Viggiano is a Houston writer who will most definitely be wearing a fake beard and Green Man suit this St. Paddy’s Day. Hit her up for a blather @BrookeViggiano.
If you are a lover of Irish pubs and live music, McGonigel's Mucky Duck is the place for you. Enjoy a pint of Guinness with one of their delicious and authentically Irish menu items, like Irish beef stew, or one of their less Irish options, like shrimp tacos. We think that this place is one of the best Irish bars in Houston.
Even though you'll find this bar directly across from a Whole Foods, there is not a single bar in Houston that offer a more authentic Irish experience than Pimlico Irish Pub. Owned by a Dublin native, you can enjoy proper Guinness pours, Irish bar snacks, and the finest Irish whiskies here. We are convinced that Pimlico is one of the best Irish bars in Houston.
Molly's Pub may be an Irish dive bar, but it is one of the best dive bars in the city. The crowds are usually friendly, and there is even a rumor that the bathroom is haunted by a ghost. Not something you'd expect from an Irish dive bar, but it is part of what gives Molly's it's charm.
This small Irish pub is a favorite hang out spot for Houston locals. Here you can participate in dart tournaments, order pints of Guinness, and relax in their outdoor beer garden. Walking into McElroy's feels like walking into a Dublin pub, without having to step near an airport.
Shay McElroy's is the perfect place to go if you are looking for an authentic Irish experience. Here you will find only the best Irish whiskies and beers, as well as a 19th century bar that came straight from Ireland. We highly recommend Shay's to anyone that is looking enjoy a pint of Guinness without the typical Irish bar rowdiness.
A Houston establishment for over 30 years, Irish Pub Kenneally's is actually known for their thin-crust pizza. But don't worry if you come here for a drink; they have plenty of beer, wine and liquor options as well. No bar in Houston celebrate St. Patrick's day quite like Keanneally's.
With such a huge patio, it's a good thing Houston is warm all year round. With a local, neighborhood feel, this Irish pub is no-nonsense and even offers bi-weekly grill nights. We think that The Harp is one of the best Irish bars in Houston, and we highly recommend that you stop by.
Griff's is Houston's oldest sports bar, opened in 1965, but its party scene is hot as ever. There is always something to celebrate or a game to watch at Griff's, so if you are looking for a quiet night out, this is not the place for you. Regardless, this is still one of the best bars in Houston.
There are plenty of cool things about The Goose's Acre. The entire bar was built from materials shipped straight from Ireland, and you can bring your dog into the bar with you. Their menu may not be the most authentically Irish, but the food is good and the atmosphere is fun and inviting.
The Gorgeous Gael combines the old-world vibe of an authentic Irish bar with sophisticated decor to create one of Houston's best Irish bars. Here you can enjoy Irish scotches and whiskies, as well as craft beers by the bottle and on tap. If you are look for a more upscale Irish drinking experience, be sure to stop by The Gorgeous Gael.