Your shoes, favorite movie, Internet search history... all these things say something about who you are (maybe even too much, Twilight lovers). So why wouldn’t the watering hole at which you choose to imbibe also say a lot about you? Trick question! It does. And here’s what it means:
You’re a Southern gent and/or an energy trader. Don’t let the bowtie fool you, you consider yourself a total shark, both on the trading floor and in the bedroom. Your last girlfriend may not agree.
Your mom describes you as “eccentric” to her book club.
Whiskey is your poison of choice. You have a killer vinyl collection and dabbled with the handlebar mustache for a few years before those, ugh, hipster posers totally ruined it. Now you rock a Fu Manchu.