What you're playing: Video poker
You're a local who's done with the Strip. In fact, you've been over it for years. Forget that place! It's full of tourists and assholes throwing their money around. Instead, you're miles away. Well, at least three to four minutes away at a good old-fashioned slot parlor. It's technically not a casino, and technically not much of a bar. But you're here and you're staring at that video poker screen built into the countertop. And hey, at least there's a deal on PBR tonight.
Long Island iced tea
What you're playing: Craps
As far as casino games go, this one is among the most fun and energetic. So of course, you want to be a fun and energetic guy. Order a Long Island iced tea. The mixture of booze and Coke from a soda gun is bound to get your heart pounding and your mind racing. Just try not to (a) yell too loudly in the middle of the action, (b) give someone else advice on how to play when you're not playing, and (c) ask a girl to blow on your dice for good luck. You're not Sinatra.