Is that it?
Nope, it's also got a single-batch red vermouth made with Moscato called Martini Gran Lusso 150th Anniversary, and a 500th Anniversary Edition D.O.M. Benedictine called “Black Monk” -- an herbal liqueur with copper flecks and a sweet gingerbread finish, which ironically is also what the witch got when she tried to cook Hansel and Gretel.
Well, there's Peychaud’s Bitters, Angostura Bitters, and an orange twist that's done over a flame, because experts say it lightly caramelizes the oil and subtly enhances the flavor... and because for $5,000 they better put on a darn show.
So, do I just order this thing at the bar?
No. The Five Star is made table-side by a bartender and served on a gold tray, the sheen of which will presumably catch the eye of any nearby adult entertainers, all of whom will totally be attracted to you because... you can afford to spend $5,000 on a single cocktail. Or because you have a great personality. Who knows?!