As the weather gets into the triple digits in Vegas, clothing becomes more and more inconvenient, which is exactly why Ben Franklin invented topless pools. So, for your gawking needs, we now present the list of all the, um, "European-style" pools in Vegas that you need to know about.
Your handy guide to all of Vegas's topless pools
Marquee Day Club at The Cosmopolitan
You'll want to hit up Marquee on Saturdays during their Summer Lovin' party featuring resident DJ Kaskade, who'll spin while water and blow-up party favors are thrown literally everywhere. Other things may be blown up as well.
Naked Pool at The Artisan
If you're looking for a more intimate spot with a really subtle name, the Naked Pool still offers a selection of VIP cabanas and daybeds. Oh, and on Fridays, they crank things up with their Bottom's Up (unfortunately not Down) Pool Party!
Venus Pool Club at Caesars Palace
Venus is run by the folks who brought you PURE nightclub, and all of their cocktails are topped with fresh fruit to make up for the lack of other tops.
Tao Beach at The Venetian
This one's smaller than others, and you'll run in to literally everyone, so be prepared to reserve one of 12 luxury cabanas which feature A/C, plus TVs and gaming consoles. Because you definitely came to a topless pool to play MLB 2K13.
Moorea Beach Club at Mandalay Bay
Along with its "Toptional Beach", this is one of the larger pools of the group, offering living rooms, 12ft "opium beds" at the center of the action, a 250sqft pavilion with a private pool, and third-floor Moorea Villas.
The first pool owned and operated by an actual topless club. You can expect things to get a little rowdier here with parties hosted by your favorite "movie" stars like Bree Olson, plus plenty of poles for pool-pole dancing.
DayDream Pool Club at The M Resort
A hidden gem a few miles down the strip, DayDream offers up high energy DJs, pasties for the ladies who're looking to cover up a little bit but would be MORTIFIED to be found wearing a bikini top, and very adult beer pong tables.
Bare Pool at The Mirage
The OG of topless pools, Bare just launched the tops-off-encouraged Bare Brunch, because everyone needs a breakfast burrito along with their magnum of Grey Goose.
1. Naked Pool at the Artisan1501 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas
2. Marquee Nightclub & Dayclub3708 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
3. Venus Pool3570 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
4. TAO Beach3355 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
5. Moorea Beach Club3950 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
6. DayDream Pool Club12300 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
7. Bare Pool Lounge3400 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas
They don't call it Naked Pool for nothing. This topless-optional pool and cabana area at the Artisan is the epitome of class and relaxation. It's a smaller space than you'll find around most Vegas hotel pools, but the intimate feel and beautiful ambiance are terrific for a change of pace.
The Marquee Dayclub's the intersection of fun and luxury. With infinity pools, eight cabanas, and 10 three-story bungalow lofts, this outdoor space is sure to please on a scorching Vegas afternoon.
Caesars Palace welcomes 21+ attendees with a European style pool and an air conditioned bar to combat the heat (from the sun or the crowd, it's hard to tell). It's more laid back (read: topless optional) and relaxing than the average Vegas pool party scene -- but, it's still Vegas, so resident DJs spin beats daily.
It's TAO... it's Vegas... it's got a pool.... oh, and it's topless. TAO Beach Club hooks up Vegas dwellers and the elite under cozy cabanas and sexy decor, further completing the Vegas pool party scene you've come to expect.
It may not be at an actual beach, but the Moorea Beach Club offers the same fun-loving Summer environment. Located at the Mandalay Bay hotel & Casino, this club boasts an intimate, European experience and a chill vibe.
Whether you're ready to party or just want to relax the day away, the off-the-strip pool club is where it's at. Grab a hand-crafted cocktail and hit the hot tub or melt your troubles away at the infinity pool deck, while watching scantily-clad (and possibly topless) ladies walk by.