We told you about London's oldest restaurants, so now we're giving you the scoop on the city's oldest pubs too, because that's how life works. And as it turns out, some of the capital's drinking holes are astoundingly old, and actually predate some remarkable things. So without further ado, here's what your local is older than...
What is it older than? Newspapers
That's right, for the first few years it was open, The Spaniards' customers were left reading the backs of beermats because the newspaper (at least the first one intended for the general public) would not be invented until 1605 in Germany. London wouldn't get one for another century. The pub itself is name-dropped in Dracula though, so there was a little literature to chew on.
Founded: 1675 (though there was a bar on the site since 1423)
What is it older than? The beer pump
If you wanted a pint at the Guinea Grill, you would have had to patiently wait 16 years before you had even heard of draught beer. The "beer engine," as it was called, was first dreamed up by an enterprising Dutch man named John Lofting while he was living in London in 1691.
What is it older than? Gin, rum
The Seven Stars opening menu would have felt a little short because the first distillations of both rum and gin would only take place (respectively in the Caribbean and Holland) in the mid-17th century.
What is it older than? The minute
Strange as it may seem, the hour seemed to do just fine for society until the railways came along, and suddenly everyone needed a timetable. It was only in 1577 that a minute hand was added to a clock by a Swiss clock maker, Jost Burgi, and suddenly pubs could call time with alarming accuracy. The Prospect itself actually still has its original floor, and has even kept the noose that judge John Jeffreys used to hang smugglers from.
What is it older than? The word "pub"
Public houses (and the abbreviation "pub") were only first referenced in the 18th century. Before then, they were known simply as inns. It's unclear whether The Old Wine Shades can even be called a pub nowadays though, as it doesn't sell beer. Discuss!
What is it older than? The printing press
The Red Lion was a hangout for Westminster's political elite for centuries, and when it opened, they would have had to promote it without using any flyers, as it was only in 1439 that Gutenberg started to churn out Bibles faster than even the most well-caffeinated monks.
What is it older than? The piano
When they rebuilt the Cheese after the Great Fire of London, even its presumably fancy new jukebox would only have played the latest harpsichord hits, as the piano wouldn't be invented until 1700. Later on in life, Mark Twain, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Charles Dickens, and many more authors would drink, write, and socialize there.
What is it older than? Classical physics
Well, gravity, the laws of motion, and everything that makes up classical physics as formulated by Issac Newton in his book Principia Mathematica, which was published in 1687. Before then, anchors were simply attracted to the seabed by mermaids pulling them down really hard.
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1. The Spaniards InnSpaniards Rd, Hampstead
2. The Guinea Grill30 Bruton Pl, London
3. The Red Lion48 Parliament St, Westminster
4. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese145 Fleet St, London
5. The Prospect Of Whitby57 Wapping Wall, Wapping
6. The Olde Wine Shades6 Martin Ln, London
7. The Anchor34 Park St, Greater London
8. The Seven Stars53 Carey St, Holborn
Located in Hampstead, The Spaniards Inn is one of the oldest pubs in London. But this place is about way more than just drinks. Definitely snag some eats while you're there, each of which on the menu is paired with a beer by its cellarman and chef.
Founders of the Scotch Beef Club, this unique London pub combines prime meats, tasty pies, and an extensive Scotch list to ensure a bloody good time. An impressive list of draft beers is also available, because without beer, this would be a terrible pub.
The Red Lion serves up great cask ales -- if you're lucky enough, you'll get to down one next to a member of the political elite. It boasts an impressive bar menu and a separate dinner menu for those looking to dine in a finer atmosphere.
There has been a pub at this location since 1538 and has served such famous patrons as Mark Twain and Charles Dickens. And the same things that kept them in business then keeps them in business now: a friendly atmosphere, cold brews, and tasty pies.
The Prospect is London's oldest riverside pub, boasting views overlooking the River Thames. They proudly serve up quintessential British pub food alongside 50+ taps and a lot of killer historical references.
Founded in 1663, The Olde Wine Shades is one of the oldest drinkeries in all of London. You can find a long list of vino options (of course), but it also features full drinks and food menus, as well.
One of the most historic pubs in London, The Anchor has been around since 1663. It sits close to the original Globe Theatre site, which stood from 1598-1613, and supposedly, Shakespeare himself had a drink or two inside The Anchor back in the day.
This Holborn watering hole is perfect for a blast from the past, particularly around 1602, when it's thought to have sprung up under the name The Log and Seven Stars. Stop in for a pint, a bite, and a little bit of history if you're into that sorta thing.