There are 24 hours in a day. And 58.5 hours' worth of new happy hours in this article. According to math, it's about to get mad easy for you to find a newly cheap-ass drink all over Los Angeles.
When: Mon, 3pm-close; Tue-Fri, 3-6pm
The Deal: $2 Bud and Coors, and $4 half pastrami sandwich, plus a bunch of other day-of deal-age.
When: Daily, 6-10pm
The Deal: 50% off alllllllllllllllllll the food.
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When: Mon-Fri, 4-7pm
The Deal: Two large pizzas and a bottle of wine for $50, plus $3.50 beers!
When: Sun-Thur, 6-7:30pm
The Deal: Half off selected wines, beers, and food.
When: Mon-Fri, 4-6pm
The Deal: $1 oysters and $5 drafts.
When: Sun-Thur, all night; Fri-Sat, 6-7pm & 10pm-close
The Deal: All bar menu items (including short rib sliders!!!) for just $9.
When: Tue, all night
The Deal: "Happier Hour" is really many, many hours, and includes $4 Abita and $6 Moscow Mules.
When: Mon-Fri, 5:30-8pm
The Deal: Seven $7 dishes (including pulled pork sliders and fried chicken w/ kale relish), $7 cocktails, $4 drafts, and $2 off any bottle.
When: Wed, 4-9pm
The Deal: The Downtown staple has a hip-hop-themed happy-five-hours, with $3 domestics and $4 imports/well cocktails.
When: Weekdays, 11am-7pm; Weekends, 3-7pm
The Deal: Two-for-one on any drink under $25 ("No two-for-ones on double Don Julio 1942s!").
When: Tue-Sat, 4-7pm
The Deal: $4-7 cocktails, beer, and wine, as well as a $7 fontina-and-black-truffle burger.
When: Downstairs, daily from 4-6pm; Restaurant-wide, daily from 11pm-1am
The Deal: Tons of food specials, including $5 shrimp beignets and, at 1am, a ham-and-bacon grilled cheese.
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Jeff Miller is Thrillist LA's Senior City Editor, and thinks every single hour should be happy. Hit him up at @jeffmillerla on Instagram or @ThrillistLA on Twitter.