Los Angeles is a land where anyone on the sexual orientation spectrum can find a place to satisfy their tastes while quenching that Saturday night tequila thirst. From muscle queens to femme bears and twinks to butch lesbians, these Los Angeles watering holes aren’t just for rowdy bachelorette parties anymore (but we will keep the penis straws)!
The 9 Best Gay Bars and Clubs in LA
Best “I've never been to a gay bar!” bar: The Abbey Food & Bar
692 North Robertson Blvd, West Hollywood
Come one, come all (did I spell that right??)! No matter if you’re new in town, just visiting, just came out, or are just a really big fan of Bravo reality programing (still?), this is entry-level gay bar go-go dancing at its best. It’s a staple, and everything its reputation precedes: debaucherous, loud, constantly happening, and also has a bakery!
Best heavy-handed pour: Fubar
7994 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
If you want that Eastside cool with the flare of a BoysTown bar, dimly lit corners, music you might actually dance to, and vodka sodas as strong as the scruffy bartender who poured ‘em, look no further, Fubar has you covered... in chest hair.
Best roller skating: Moonlight Rollerway Rainbow Skate
5110 San Fernando Rd, Glendale
You are either the Michelle Kwan of the hipster roller skating world, or you are just there to wear the shortest shorts and tallest socks in your closet. (Pictured: Arisce Wanzer, Ryan Allen Carrillo, Luke Prusinski, Trey Knight, Charley Walters, and Eddiedelso Garcia.)
Best bar to unironically woof at someone: Eagle LA
4219 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles
Remember that time you bought a leather harness in an effort to spice things up with your ex? Well, it certainly didn’t work then, but now you must make the unreasonable expense worth it and wear it out at least once. Two months and a couple visits to The Eagle from now, you’ll find yourself with pierced nipples and a daddy! Fairy tale endings do happen!
Best ladies’ night: LUC @ Grandpa Johnson's
1638 N Cahuenga Blvd, Los Angeles
Ladies are more than welcome at all of the establishments on this list, but LA itself is not a girl-bar-centric scene. Grandpa Johnson's is not a gay bar, but LUC, a party run by three queer women, breaks the boy-on-boy stereotype with a sapphic twist on Thursday night drinks and dancing.
Best for bad decisions: Micky’s
8857 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
3am last call + two floors of grinding gays = one solid recipe for waking up next to a stranger.
Best polysexual playground: A Club Called Rhonda
333 S Boylston St, Westlake
If Rhonda were a drag queen, she’d be the big girl with an even bigger personality, daring to wear the wildest wig, the tallest heels, and delivering the Death Drop like she’s lip syncing for her life. Rhonda holds its own as a pansexual midsummer night’s fever dream featuring mouth-on-mouth roulette!
Best shot at conversation not sparked by an app: Akbar
4356 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles
A local-friendly gay bar, Akbar is kind of like a good ol' fashioned hometown bowling alley, but instead of pins and lanes, it has man-on-man make-out sessions. While WeHo gets swamped with the “just off the freeway” crowd, this Silver Lake alcove is neither pretentious, exclusive, nor disco ball shy.
Best of the West(side): Roosterfish
1302 Abbot Kinney Blvd, Venice
Tucked far away from the Eastside dives and sheltered from the WeHo raves lies this little homo harbor in Venice Beach. There are certainly no secrets between sailors at Roosterfish -- the floors are always a little sticky (interpret as you will), dirty pictures are plastered on the bathroom walls, and the patrons are mostly loyal bar flies.
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Frank Sweeney is an otter navigating the waters of the rainbow universe. His expertise includes the whiskey ginger and the dance floor “are we both into this?” stare down. He is continuously striving to improve his go-go boy skill set (read: abs) while fighting his affections for pastries. Follow him on Twitter: @frankcsweeney.
1. The Abbey Food & Bar692 N Robertson Blvd, West Hollywood
2. Fubar7994 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
3. Eagle LA4219 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles
4. Grandpa Johnson's1638 N Cahuenga, Los Angeles
5. Micky’s8857 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
6. A Club Called Rhonda333 S Boylston St, Los Angeles
7. Akbar4356 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles,
8. Roosterfish1302 Abbot Kinney Blvd, Venice
The Abbey's serving up delicious pub-style grub, and hosts diva-licious brunches and events.
Sure, you could hit the Santa Monica Blvd strip with all the designer drinks and glittery go-gos a just-out-of-the-closet kid could ever ask for, but if you like a little more vodka with your soda and a little more beard on your man, Fubar is the obvious choice.
This gay bar is for leather-clad patrons looking for cheap beer nights and DJs. Its dark, no frills atmosphere is perfect for a casual but far from boring night out.
Opened by nightlife legend Johnny Zander, this retro-feeling, art-deco cocktail lounge has a gigantic marble-topped bar and unusual cocktails, like the bourbon-and-apple-cider-based T-Bizz.
A great gay bar with three-floors of dancing and a 3:00 AM last call.
Rhonda is the perfect club for letting loose. It's a polysexual playground known for hard partying.
This local-friendly gay bar is a great low key hang. It has a tiny dance floor, a jukebox, and a good hometown feel.
This kitschy Venice Beach gay bar has a loyal following and features pool tables, jukebox music and local artwork. Count on the floors always being a little sticky and the pictures on the bathroom walls always a little dirty.