This new LA bar's secret entrance? Epic.

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Good Times at Davey Wayne's: It's a new bar in Hwood with the MOST EPIC SECRET ENTRANCE IN THE HISTORY OF SECRET ENTRANCES, opened by some dudes who know a thing or two about secret entrances, since they're also responsible for La Descarga (through a closet!) and No Vacancy (through a bed in a hotel room!).

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So, where's the Davey Wayne's entrance? We can't say, but you may be able to figure it out from this photo...

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Once you figure that out, you'll be on what looks kinda like the set from The Brady Bunch, with super '70s-themed sitting areas...

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... and hammock-laden patios.

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To keep the experience extra immersive, they've got legit '70s swag, like retro candy...

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... retro beer cans...

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... and retro, uh, guns? Or something?

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Your drinks can come from a standard bar, but they probably won't...

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... once you see the bar they put INSIDE of this Airstream Trailer.

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The Airstream'll serve up choose-your-own-adventure, alcoholic snow cones. SERIOUSLY, THIS PLACE CAN'T BE ANY COOLER. Also: hey girl.

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And about that not-being-any-cooler thing: we lied. They have live bands and DJs playing over this TV...

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... plus classic bar games like shuffleboard.

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Oh dude, and backyard BBQs. In other words, welcome to your new home (which maybe looks a lot like your parents' old home).

Jeff Miller is the Senior City Editor of Thrillist LA, and will be spending his Summer in one of those hammocks, although he has a real problem getting out of hammocks, so maybe he'll be on the couch instead. Hit him on Twitter at @thrillistla and Instagram at @jeffmillerla.