5 great Miami spots for getting your sexy on

Published On 10/15/2013 Published On 10/15/2013

There's no one definition of "sexy" -- what fits the bill for you might be totally un-sexy to someone who gets their definitions from UrbanDictionary.com. We partnered up with GUESS Night -- a new fragrance whose own definition includes "hot peppers" -- to track down five very different Miami spots that, one way or the other, provide an atmosphere that serves as a prelude to getting your freak on.

PatPong Road
A red-lit lounge named after one of Bangkok’s most infamous red-light districts, plus 90's hip-hop from DJ Jessica Who.

Copperbox Culinary Atelier
Secrets are sexy. So is supper! And clubs! So obviously you can't do much better than a secret supper club where you and your date can get kind of turned on by the fact that you're seated amongst strangers, any of whom might be into super-weird stuff behind their "Nice to meet you, how delicious is this fish?" facades.

Brasileiro Steakhouse and Lounge
The rodizio's dining room sits along the Bay and has a prime view of the Four Ambassadors pool. Is there any more alluring combination than watching a woman eat red meat + watching a woman splash around in a bikini? At least 30 minutes later so she doesn't get cramps?

Bring a girl named Sally, and you've got "Sally eating seafood by the seashore". One of the drinks has tequila, beer, and a hot pepper in it, so maybe don't bring a girl named Sally.

Sweet Saloon Dessert Bar & Lounge
The wall of tiger-striped cushions is so sexy you could eat two deep-fried, panko-and-chocolate-sauce-covered pound cakes and she'd still be in the mood. To yell at you for eating all her deep-fried pound cake. What's wrong with you?

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1. PatPong Road 1661 Meridian Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139 (Miami Beach)

This cocktail bar from the 50 Eggs guys sits atop the Khong River House so you can order Khong eats while sippin' on creative 'tails.

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2. Copperbox Culinary Atelier 3328 N Miami Ave, Miami, FL 33127 (Midtown)

Copperbox Culinary Atelier offers a private dining experience unlike any other. The seven-course tasting menu inspired by seasonal ingredients changes weekly and is known only to the chefs prior to service.

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3. Brasileiro Steakhouse and Lounge 801 Brickell Bay Dr, Miami, FL 33129 (Brickell)

Head to this bayside rodizio steakhouse for all-you-can-eat Brazilian meats and plenty of Caipirinhas.

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4. S3 505 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33304 (Fort Lauderdale)

If you like steak, sushi, and seafood, then head to S3 (get it?!) where these things all come together perfectly. They've also got some badass cocktails, like the spicy Diablo's Cerveza and the Gin Tickle.

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5. Sweet Saloon Dessert Bar & Lounge 7100 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL 33138 (Design District)

The folks behind MiMo sushi joint Moonchine decided to open a speakeasy-ish haven they're calling Sweet Saloon, and it's filled with spring rolls, ridiculous desserts, and cocktails galore.


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