Sitting on what has been coined the “corner of doom,” it’s like college spring break is stuck on repeat here, what with all the shots, loud club music, wooooooooo girls, and even more shots.
You might think you’re never too old for a $20 all-you-can-drink special. Then you mix Skol, Ronrico, Montezuma tequila, and Old Crow, and definitely realize you are. And that hangover is absolutely not worth pretending you’re on spring break for two hours.
Much like with people, once your bar has appeared in an adult film, it’s hard to get anyone to take you seriously. Even with Bar Rescue’s best efforts, “The Hot Rock” lasted about as long as said adult film, and Sandbar has gone back to being what it’s best known as: a spot to drink beers the size of your head and Hurricanes topped with 151, and to dance on oversized lifeguard chairs. Post those pictures on Instagram and see how long it takes for your boss to call you into his office.