You want a unique beer at a bar full of real people, not hipsters, posers, or frat boys. Stallis is your one true love. There may or may not be an old couch on your curb right now.
You have the most impeccably curated collection of suspenders. “My favorite band? Oh, you totally haven’t heard of them.”
Paczki day is marked on your calendar each year and you wait in line for an hour to get them. You go bowling every chance you can get and you bring your own shoes.