Barrio has over 150 kinds of tequila. Boom. And Barrio also has rad drink names like the Mama Cita Margarita and the sweet & spicy Macho Camacho. Boom...er. Plus, they may be the only Midwest bar to sling Alacran, a tequila owned by members of Pablo Escobar's family, meaning you'll really want to avoid offending them by also trying the tender tacos.